Let Me Explain.....

Seems as though I have some explaining to do.  I have blog block.  I can't come up with jack to write about.  I can't think of anything that I want to share with you all.  I got nothing.  Jack.  DA Nada.  Nothing.  Not a flippin' thing. 

Several times I have started a post, only to realize that I was writing crappola that made little or no sense. 

I would write about what I am reading IF I was actually reading something.  I didn't read the November book all the way through (Eat Pray Love) because it was a ridiculous book and I didn't even pretend to buy the book for January.  Although, I did go to book club for the wine.  The discussion was interesting and I might read the book in the summer some year far away from this one.

I would write about my sons food allergies, but really, who cares.  He's allergic and dealing with it. 

I would post a Food on Friday blog, but that would mean that I actually cooked something.  And that would be a big, fat lie.  Nobody is giving me any ideas as to what they want to eat, so skip it.

I would post that I am 18 months away from having 3 kids graduate from high school and college.  But again, saying it out loud actually means that I am admitting it.  Deny.  Deny.  Deny.

I would post that in 10 days I will be 44.  Sounds old to me.  When my mom was 44, I was 24 and had an almost 1 year old.  Praise God, I am not my mom.  It seems weird to me to be 44.  Like I ought to be more of a grown up than I really am.  Like I should drive a station wagon or have a lift chair. 

I would post that Netflix for the Wii is quite possibly the greatest invention since Depends.  Seriously.  For $10.36 a month, unlimited online movies and 1 DVD at a time.  It completely rocks.  Anywhere I can get internet, I can get a movie.  I can lay in bed and watch a movie on my ipod.  I am totally addicted to the TV show, Friday Night Lights.  I feel some luuuuvvvv for Tim Riggins.  Only problem I can see is that they have him wear a shirt way too often. 

I would post about cleaning the office and how scary that really was to me.  I used 2 snow days to do it.  And I still didn't finish.  That's how nasty it really was in there. 

I would post about painting the basement and how happy my husband was when I let our favorite 16-year-old girl choose dark brown and teal paint for the walls.  We did plan for his favorite color, cream, in the center of the wall.  Yep.  3 colors.  3 stripes.  Geez.  It's only paint.  It can be changed. 

I would post that I am hosting bunco at MY house on February 16.  Yep.  Like in 17 days.  And that I have started cleaning my house so that people can actually come in without wearing a
haz mat suit, but it would be a lie.  I've thought about cleaning house, but really, I haven't done anything.

I would post the pictures from fall, winter and Christmas.  But.......

I just don't have anything to write about.  Just sayin'.