Seems as though I have some explaining to do. I have blog block. I can't come up with jack to write about. I can't think of anything that I want to share with you all. I got nothing. Jack. DA Nada. Nothing. Not a flippin' thing.
Several times I have started a post, only to realize that I was writing crappola that made little or no sense.
I would write about what I am reading IF I was actually reading something. I didn't read the November book all the way through (Eat Pray Love) because it was a ridiculous book and I didn't even pretend to buy the book for January. Although, I did go to book club for the wine. The discussion was interesting and I might read the book in the summer some year far away from this one.
I would write about my sons food allergies, but really, who cares. He's allergic and dealing with it.
I would post a Food on Friday blog, but that would mean that I actually cooked something. And that would be a big, fat lie. Nobody is giving me any ideas as to what they want to eat, so skip it.
I would post that I am 18 months away from having 3 kids graduate from high school and college. But again, saying it out loud actually means that I am admitting it. Deny. Deny. Deny.
I would post that in 10 days I will be 44. Sounds old to me. When my mom was 44, I was 24 and had an almost 1 year old. Praise God, I am not my mom. It seems weird to me to be 44. Like I ought to be more of a grown up than I really am. Like I should drive a station wagon or have a lift chair.
I would post that Netflix for the Wii is quite possibly the greatest invention since Depends. Seriously. For $10.36 a month, unlimited online movies and 1 DVD at a time. It completely rocks. Anywhere I can get internet, I can get a movie. I can lay in bed and watch a movie on my ipod. I am totally addicted to the TV show, Friday Night Lights. I feel some luuuuvvvv for Tim Riggins. Only problem I can see is that they have him wear a shirt way too often.
I would post about cleaning the office and how scary that really was to me. I used 2 snow days to do it. And I still didn't finish. That's how nasty it really was in there.
I would post about painting the basement and how happy my husband was when I let our favorite 16-year-old girl choose dark brown and teal paint for the walls. We did plan for his favorite color, cream, in the center of the wall. Yep. 3 colors. 3 stripes. Geez. It's only paint. It can be changed.
I would post that I am hosting bunco at MY house on February 16. Yep. Like in 17 days. And that I have started cleaning my house so that people can actually come in without wearing a
haz mat suit, but it would be a lie. I've thought about cleaning house, but really, I haven't done anything.
I would post the pictures from fall, winter and Christmas. But.......
I just don't have anything to write about. Just sayin'.