We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature--trees, flowers, grass--grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence...We need silence to be able to touch souls. --Mother Teresa

Friday, February 20, 2009

Something Funny

So I got this from my good friend, Vicki, today
and I thought it applied to soooooo many of us.....Enjoy!

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
observing his wife,
looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied,
still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms,
and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park;
the Death Slide,
the Wall of Fear,
the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a
Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
her favorite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife
with a big smile and lovingly asked,
'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed. 'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!

The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening,
he is gonna get it wrong.

1 comment:

Aaron said...

Mrs. Hays,
How about a nice hot cup of awesome?

Here you go: http://www.visitingdc.com/images/richard-nixon-picture.jpg

Your own soul is nourished when you are kind, but you destroy yourself when you are cruel. -Proverbs 11: 17