So I am standing frantically trying to make copies in the office this morning and in slides a teacher. With this amazing deer in headlights look. You know the one.
And she announces that she has a cat in her room.
A cat? Really?
A real live cat?
In a book bag? Really?
In a cubby? Really?
Yes. A cat in a book bag in a cubby.
Try to guess how it got to school?
Yep. ON THE BUS. No lie. Rode the bus in a book bag to school. And was in a cubby.
And it was a full grown cat.
Really. A FULL GROWN CAT IN A BOOK BAG ON THE BUS IN A CUBBY IN A CLASSROOM.
Don't ask any questions.