1. There are some incredibly stupid TV shows out there. The Real Housewives of (insert region here) as opposed to the, say, Real Fake ones? C'mon already.
2. I cannot operate our gaming system.
3. Third graders make me laugh. For example, do you know that when you are stressed or angry doing the downward dog yoga position will make you feel less stressed and less angry? Yep. Straight from a third grade girl.
4. Canned cheese is the greatest invention since sliced bread.
5. Bonnie Hunt and Kelly Ripa crack me up.
6. A hair cut makes me feel so much better about my world. Does that make me superficial?
7. Puppies are so cute, but dogs who shed every hair they have on a daily basis...not so much.
8. Have I mentioned that I do not care for cold weather?
9. Undergarments are overrated.
10. If it looks like skunk, and it smells like a skunk, it's a skunk.