1. So rumor on the street is that 90 to 100 days after fog, there is some sort of moisture. Gee, I am thinking that April could be kind of wet.
2. Who the heck bought pimento's and put them in my pantry? And what exactly am I supposed to do with them?
3. Bifocals at 42 and 7/8. I didn't quite make it to my mid 40's before I needed them.
4. Sunshine anyone? Let's make this our pump up song and see if it helps......
4. The footage from Haiti sucks the wind right outta me.
5. Patience is a virtue.
6. If is sounds like a fart, and it smells like a fart, it's a fart. Or a third grader.
7. Learning how to lose is as important as learning how to win.
8. Acting your age is a lot harder than it sounds.
9. Really. I hope she didn't pay full price. And believe me, there are more where this came from.
10. The laugh of my mother-in-law is priceless. Just sayin'.